Me in class.

  • Me: okay, gotta focus. Big test coming up.
  • Me: ooooh, when did that poster get there?
  • Me: ugh, split ends.
  • Me: why is the back of your head so attractive?!
  • Me: HOW DID YOU GET THAT ANSWER?
  • Me: just act like you understand.
  • Me: don't pick me, don't pick me...
  • Me: so here's my number, so call me maybe.
  • Me: DAMN THAT SONG IT'S SO FUCKING CATCHY.
  • Me: it's only been seven minutes?
  • Me: I hate you all.
  • Me: someone shoot me.